Like a tornado
A tornado made of sharks
Like a tsunami
Filled with electric eels
Like an avalanche
An avalanche of bears
Like a volcano
Of flesh-eating microbacteria
Things might suck right now
But you can rest assured
Someday they're gonna suck a whole lot more
You're never safe
At sea or on dry land
Sharknado will get you in the end
You've got pneumonia
As a side effect of cancer
And your dog got run over
Because your dad was driving drunk
All your money was stolen
By your fiancee who's leaving you
And your company fired you
Because no one buys shark repellent spray anymore
Can't say you didn't warn them
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I turn my phone off
When my mother calls at 3am
When I read the paper
I always start in back
I lock the windows
To my fourth-floor apartment
And I never leave home
Without clearing my internet history
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