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Sharknado​!​/​Song From A Room

by Glassberg & The Disasters

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Sharknado! 04:26
Like a tornado A tornado made of sharks Like a tsunami Filled with electric eels Like an avalanche An avalanche of bears Like a volcano Of flesh-eating microbacteria Things might suck right now But you can rest assured Someday they're gonna suck a whole lot more You're never safe At sea or on dry land Sharknado will get you in the end You've got pneumonia As a side effect of cancer And your dog got run over Because your dad was driving drunk All your money was stolen By your fiancee who's leaving you And your company fired you Because no one buys shark repellent spray anymore Can't say you didn't warn them (chorus, instrumental, etc) I turn my phone off When my mother calls at 3am When I read the paper I always start in back I lock the windows To my fourth-floor apartment And I never leave home Without clearing my internet history
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(capo 2nd fret) verse: G______________C______G Hi I'm Johnny and I loved my life ______C________G_________D____G With my best friend Mark and my future wife G_____________________C____G__ I bought her flowers from the flower store ________C_____G_____D_____G They said I'm their favorite customer (Hi doggie) C_____________Em_____D We got wasted on vodka and scotch C_________________________Em___D And made love while the neighbor Denny watched C__________________Em______D I gave her a red dress, I gave her my heart C_____________Em__ D___G _ C _ G What'd she do but tear me apart chorus: _______________Bm__G You're tearing me apart, Lisa _______________C________G You're tearing me apart, whoa yeah ________C____G_______C_____G____D You're my future wife and I'd give my life to please ya Oh, Lisa instrumental break: G_ C G C G D_ (x2) Up on the roof I said, Oh, hi, Mark Don't know why I've been feeling so in the dark Let's throw the football and have a chat Denny's selling drugs, but don't worry about that I didn't hit her, it's just not true But then I'm not an expert on women, like you Sometimes they're stupid, sometimes they're smart Most of the time they tear you apart She's tearing me apart, Lisa She's tearing me apart, whoa yeah You're my best friend, Mark, tell me where you are When I need ya Oh, Lisa! bridge: Em____________________A7 I know more than you think I know _______________________C Put a tape recorder under the phone _________A7 (Why, Lisa, why?) ________________________Em And I heard all of the things you said _______________________________ A7 What happened on the stairs and in my bed _______________________C You'll both be sorry when I'm dead ______________________D You'll all be sorry when I'm dead Anyway, how's your sex life? OK, all right, you got me My name isn't Johnny, it's actually Tommy I'm just a sensitive man with a story to tell Made it into a film, thought it went pretty well (It's called The Room) It wasn't easy, it wasn't fun And I lost a lot of friends before it was done But when I showed the world my work of art What'd they do but tear me apart They're tearing me apart, Lisa Tearing me apart, whoa yeah ___________Am_____________Em__________D You know you bare your soul, and this is how they treat ya They're tearing me apart, Lisa They're tearing me apart, whoa yeah You're my future wife and I'd give my life to please ya Oh, Lisa! (instrumental break) Lisa's mother has cancer

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released July 7, 2015

all instruments played/recorded by Rachel Glassberg
except sax on Sharknado! by Linnea Mårtensson

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